Δευτέρα 16 Μαΐου 2011

Smoking is healthier than fascism

Smoking is healthier than fascism. However, smoking is banned in all public places. At the same time a fascist is member of Athens city council, Fascists are members of greek parliament...
  1. Passive smokers claim that they can die from cancer. Those who happen to get close to fascists may suffer more direct deaths...
  2. Smokers can read all the indications about the lethal mortality of smoking. Fascism is hidden behind all these arguments concerning security, economical growth, religious matters, national sovereignty and social arithmetics.
  3. On the contrary, smoking makes the sperm weaker, while the sperm of the Greeks is the strongest in the world...
  4. In some countries the tax on smoking can be even 60% of the tobacco price. Fascims is tax free and sometimes garantees high incomes and frees from remorse. Slavery and labor exploitation are just examples.
  5. It's advisable to prevent children from inhaling smoke. At the same time childrens attending greek schools learn how to march at the age of 7, learn how to stand still during the christian prayer at the same age, have to attent christian orthodox religion courses during highschool, and the boys have an mandatory military service to fullfil, starting at the age of eighteen.

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